tila your mom

i really wanna just talk about tv. oh, but wait, movies too. okay. the other day i randomly caught this movie called "mr. jealousy" about this guy who's...jealous. actually lost one girlfriend in college because he wasn't spending enough time with her, due to the fact that he WAS spending so much time STALKING her ex-boyfriend. but the thing was, in the relationship that they focused on for the bulk of the movie, he actually did display pretty normal, chilled out behavior for the most part, but he totally ended up in a situation where the chick cheated on him with two different guys, both exes, and ultimately they broke up! and then they made him out to be the bad guy! i was so confused. just, like, watch that movie if you ever get a chance. it's eric stoltz and annabella sciorra.

okay. and then i watched that tila tequila show tonight and, like, first of all, if tila doesn't end up picking dani, can i get her number? because she's awesome. which kind of makes no sense because why is she on this show then. that's not to say that ellie (arlan's roommate, who appeared on the first episode) isn't awesome, because she is, but like...i don't know, just the fact that dani's still there suggests insanity, yet she seems so far from that. it's all very confusing. i'm gonna need to make charts. but see the thing is, i think amanda's cool, too. but every time they interview her, she talks about the show like it's a game. which it IS. but dani genuinely seems to take the emotional aspect of things seriously while at the same time appearing normal. i don't get it. anyway. so brandy (i don't know how her name is spelled so we're going with that) like never stops crying. she cried at elimination, after elimination, on her way back to the house, talking to tila, and then leaving the house. and she keeps saying she loves tila. look, i understand falling in love fast. but...seriously? i mean is she watching the show? has she been there? there have been like ten hundred other people around always and tila probably had to draw pictures and write their names on flash cards just to remember who they were. each of them got so little alone time with her, production has them playing all of these ridiculous games, and tila is the fakest bitch on earth. if brandy is/was really in love with tila, i feel that some therapy may be needed. and bobby, too. there is something WEIRD about bobby though. i can't put my finger on it. but did youguys see how the dudes cried when domenico left? haha. and i totally want a spin-off of this series called "dani and domenico" because they are the cutest.

do youguys watch "the hills"? how much do you hate heidi and spencer? especially spencer? seriously, how much? and how much of an idiot is justin bobby? i swear to god, spencer is like...if he is even a TENTH of the douchebag, asshole, dickwad that he appears to be on that show, that guy is the devil's direct spawn. SO gross and horrible. like, jesus christ. i can't even describe in words how much i hate this person on a reality show. it's the oddest thing ever. but have you SEEN him? what a psycho jerk.

i really needed to get all of that out of my system. there was no point but please leave comments if you have any thoughts or opinions because it's fun. and if i don't post again before thanksgiving, have a great one!