listen to what i say

tonight (friday) i am going to the zoo to see the christmas lights with my boyfriend and some friends. the bf and i will wear santa hats (yes, baby, i have an extra one for you!), and we will all look at the lights on the houses as we drive to the zoo, singing christmas songs. i will take many candy canes with me for no reason. we will drink hot chocolate. people will call me on my cell phone, causing sarah silverman to sing from my speakers, "don't be a douche, what would jesus do? he'd say, 'give the jew girl toys.'" i will try to answer before it gets to that part. we will walk hand in hand and sing "winter wonderland." in harmony. alright maybe now i'm pushing it a bit far. to be fair though, he did say he wanted to wear the santa hat.

can you smoke at the zoo? it seems wrong but it is outside. i don't smoke but i just started to wonder.

i saw part of the second gremlins movie last night for the first time in a long time. all i remembered was that there were some really, REALLY disgusting and scary gremlins in that one. and oh my god, there really are. but now i want to watch the first one. all i really remember from it, though, other than the guy giving the gremlins fried chicken after midnight, is a scene when someone comes home to a dark, empty house while "do you hear what i hear?" is playing. because it's set during christmas, see. i've always associated that song with gremlins because of that. it would be nice if that could change.

i went to a company christmas party last night that happened on wednesday. where are the time machines? i thought it was the future. in 1990, the people in that gremlins movie had voice activated elevators.

more soon.